It has been scientifically determined that coming to a “bringer show” brings good luck, increases sex appeal, and significantly reduces the likelihood of shark attack.

• Recently a lady from Valencia attended a “bringer show” and met a handsome and successful movie actor.  They were married that same evening and lived happily ever after in an enormous mansion in Malibu.

• A newlywed couple from Fullerton attended a “bringer show” and the next day received in the mail from an anonymous benefactor a parcel containing over four million dollars in cash.

• A man from Montebello was driving to attend a “bringer show” and was hitting every light green.  However, he decided that he was running late, and turned around to return home.  Two blocks from his home he was involved in a traffic accident which left him paralyzed from the waist down.

• Six months later, this same man attended another “bringer show” and upon entering the room immediately stood up from his wheelchair and walked, completely healed.

Dramalogue Magazine reports that 6 out of 7 comics who attend a “bringer show” land a multi-million dollar contract with industry, usually within 48 hours.

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